Five Reasons I Don't Mind Women Gaming

1. If there weren't at least some level of detail to there being a lady present. There would be a lot more belching, farting, sounds of masturbation, and over-all intolerance to the natural senses of others. Don't get me wrong, it still happens, often. But....

     Well, hearing everyone pipe down in shock that some woman is kicking their ass in Call of Duty, rather than hearing someone jerk off because he thinks he's using it in a mocking tone while watching porn on his cell phone, is kind of nice.

2. I don't have any distaste for women gaming, based on the fact that I believe they share a similarity in tastes, that, we don't often give them the freedom to express.

For instance, my baby loves blood and gore. And, if it makes her happy seeing some dude get his head blown off on a game. She's venting frustrations either in watching this, and enjoying it, or, playing this, and enjoying it. So why bitch?

3. Not as surprisingly as one might think. The competition.

There are some female gamers out there, that have royally kicked my ass, embarrassed the fuck out of me, antagonized the situation with more confrontational shit-talking than an adolescent male. And I think, that's just fucking awesome. Even when they make me want to throw the controller.

4. Because honestly, even if they made purely-women oriented games like, just as a for instance.

"Princess Whatever The Fuck Her Name is And Prince Who Gives A Damn" and the whole plot was like this broad dating prince charming, and he's swooning the fuck out of her in some unrealistic fashion, but it's making her all giddy.

Who gives a fuck? Does that mean they'll stop making shit that the rest of us want to play? No. So let her have her moment, and you just find a new one. Seriously.

5. Finally, because I refuse to take it easy on you.

Regardless of your race, age, heritage, customs, religion, sexual status, and or orientation.. If you have a Playstation 4 and you want to play with me. I might lose, but I'll try my best either way, because that's just how I roll.